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Alexa Is Not Just the Perfect Companion, But the Perfect Spouse
https://longreads.com/2017/04/02/alexa-is-not-just-the-perfect-companion-but-the-perfect-spouse-on-the-rise-of-the-digital-assistant/

This Sex Robot Is Designed To Make You Fall In Love
http://www.vocativ.com/409728/can-sex-robots-teach-us-to-be-better-humans/

'YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH' Feminist fears Siri, Alexa and other voice-activated assistants are suffering sexual harassment
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2983540/feminist-fears-siri-alexa-and-other-voice-activated-assistants-are-suffering-sexual-harassment/

Japanese gamer 'marries' Nintendo DS character
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/video-games/6651021/Japanese-gamer-marries-Nintendo-DS-character.html

Intro/Outro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.
Background Music: "Invisible" by Vibe Tracks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.

Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images.